EVERY DAY IS NOT THE FIRST OF JULY

But today is.
I don't know what I'm doing up at this hour.
I've been staying up late this week, watching the late night talk shows.
David, Craig and occasionally Jimmy.
I dropped a seltzer bottle on my foot this evening.
I hope I didn't break my fifth metatarsal.
Or the fourth or the third or the second or the first.
Every day is not the first of July.